JORK?
Daddy to rescue. There there, sixteen year old April O’neill from 2012 series which I refuse to watch… I’ve taken the liberty of flattening your bosom, loosening your shirt, longing out the legs of your shorts so they aren’t daisy dukes, and putting a big black stripe across your chest to say “CENSOR BAR. NOTHING TO SEE HERE GO BACK TO RIFLING THROUGH THE RECYCLE BIN FOR SEARS CATALOGS.”
  Oh I also got rid of the megaman boots in her design. What was up with that?
 I didn’t mind the base of the design so much, but shrinking her down so she can have impure bestial romantic relations with the Teenaged Satan’s Lizard Abominations seemed a little strange to me. Oh well Praise Jesus!

Daddy to rescue.

 There there, sixteen year old April O’neill from 2012 series which I refuse to watch… I’ve taken the liberty of flattening your bosom, loosening your shirt, longing out the legs of your shorts so they aren’t daisy dukes, and putting a big black stripe across your chest to say “CENSOR BAR. NOTHING TO SEE HERE GO BACK TO RIFLING THROUGH THE RECYCLE BIN FOR SEARS CATALOGS.”

  Oh I also got rid of the megaman boots in her design. What was up with that?

 I didn’t mind the base of the design so much, but shrinking her down so she can have impure bestial romantic relations with the Teenaged Satan’s Lizard Abominations seemed a little strange to me. Oh well Praise Jesus!

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